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batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted

he looks at them and bursts into tears

"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"

i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes

fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns

mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

(Source: bloodyoathmate)

Artist: Vitamin String Quartet
Track: "Mr. Brightside"

alayhwmikibo:

black-battler:

The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

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HEY. WHOA. HOLD UP A FOR A GODDAMN SECOND. THIS IS VITAMIN STRING QUARTET. THEY’RE A REALLY COOL GODDAMN GROUP THAT DO MOTHERFUCKIN COVERS OF ALL SORTS OF SONGS, LIKE HEY, WE GOT, SNOW BY RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS???? BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS, WHAT!? YOU WANNA FUCKING GET LUCKY, WELL GET LUCKY TO THIS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! TWIST ME UP AND CALL ME A FUCKING NOODLE THIS GROUP IS THE FUCKING SHIT ANYWAYS, HERE’S WONDERWALL

(Source: polterghast)

yea i have one following me too idek why

how-to-train-your-cake:

I accidentally Pokemon.

I didn’t know if I liked this version or the flat version more, so have both:

how-to-train-your-cake:

I accidentally Pokemon.

I didn’t know if I liked this version or the flat version more, so have both:

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jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

(Source: lolgifs.net)

there is a porn blog following me and I don’t know why

I don’t think I’ve ever posted porn?? why do you even

what do you want from me

another-pokemon-kid:

The flowers all over its body burst into bloom if it is lovingly hugged and senses gratitude.

snorlaxatives:

sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions 

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(Source: snorlaxatives)

homumeido:

by mon@好友募集中

homumeido:

by mon@好友募集中

larvitarr:

Pokeani 25 day challenge

  • Day 1: Favorite character -> Ash Ketchum

(Source: flutegeek4ever)

edwardrockbells:

fangirl challenge [12/?] characters  Tamaki Suoh

hexington:

 

10knotes:

catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Via Bored Panda

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

captainarlert:

does anyone in anime high schools actually learn anything or do they just stare out the window and participate in clubs?